I really, really loved Call of Duty 4 aka Stolen from the Internet: Marine Corps Boot Camp Is Stupid & Spiritually Depraved

I told my friends about it all the time.

I'm sure I thought the text of it was cool. God, I wasn't even that young.

Fuck me if I didn't love Black Hawk Down too. With a vague self-awareness, but goddamn if I didn't love it anyway.