I used to know HTML

Remember we once lived in a world where social media worked, search engines worked, your software was bought, and the internet was fun. These things didn't stop working. We stopped them working. Or like, someone did. WE didn't. We just invested in whoever did.

Speaking of which, you should open a new account and invest in some bitcoin or whatever. You'll automatically get entered into a raffle to win some Airpods. It'd be stupid not to put a part of your savings into a risky financial product you don't understand. Free Ipad, come on. Affiliate link in description.